GAY The Useless Travel Thread

[Petunia]

Don't skimp on the peanuts and fuck off with your airplane mode spiel.

lololol go pick your warm dinner out of your nose, Encino man.

 

[Jehannum]

lololol go pick your warm dinner out of your nose, Encino man.

All because I thought your silly work jargon is silly.

 

[fly]

"Get out the plane, it's on fire bitches" doesn't seem very jargon-laced.

That will look great in the manual!

 

[Jehannum]

That will look great in the manual!

I concur, doctor.

 

[fly]

Headed to Maryland on Thursday.

 

[Domon]

Headed to Maryland on Thursday.

how long you in town? Also, good job giving any advance warning, jerk.

 

[Petunia]

W Y O M I N G!!!
IM IN YOU !

after delays and drama we made it .. hope we can make it out

 

[Jehannum]

Headed to Maryland on Thursday.

remember to stay calm if you have to rabidly deplane.

 

[fly]

how long you in town? Also, good job giving any advance warning, jerk.

Notice hadn't worked in years, so I kinda gave up. I know everyone is busy. Sorry dude.

 

[Domon]

Notice hadn't worked in years, so I kinda gave up. I know everyone is busy. Sorry dude.

fair

 

[Peppers]

W Y O M I N G!!!
IM IN YOU !

after delays and drama we made it .. hope we can make it out

Are they being nice to you or treating you like a migrant farm worker / ranch hand?

 

[Petunia]

Are they being nice to you or treating you like a migrant farm worker / ranch hand?

everyone is so nice, a bit racist but in a nice way if that makes any sense

like “blah blah blah mexican slur.. haha but we love you guys”

so jesus FAWK the food here is like so unhealthy. why do you americans fry everything then add gravy to it?? WHYYYY

i usually fly to big cities so i can normally get healthy foods but here in cowboy land? NADA.

ironically, we found a japanese steak house just outside town and the food was so good. SHOCKED

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I’m in San Diego at the end of the month, not sure of any of y’all are there.

Next stop, probably Austin in November unless Wall Street stops stepping on their snout.

 

[fly]

everyone is so nice, a bit racist but in a nice way if that makes any sense

like “blah blah blah mexican slur.. haha but we love you guys”

so jesus FAWK the food here is like so unhealthy. why do you americans fry everything then add gravy to it?? WHYYYY

i usually fly to big cities so i can normally get healthy foods but here in cowboy land? NADA.

ironically, we found a japanese steak house just outside town and the food was so good. SHOCKED

Aren't you the country of poutine?

 

[tre]

Aren't you the country of poutine?

To be fair, she lives in Ontario - Quebec is the country of poutine.

 

[Peppers]

To be fair, she lives in Ontario - Quebec is the country of poutine.

When I met Kiki she gave me a bunch of Canadian gifts. One of them was poutine

 

[fly]

To be fair, she lives in Ontario - Quebec is the country of poutine.

And she's no Katie Kat.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Allegedly.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[tre]

And she's no Katie Kat.

She’s definitely Gail