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wetwillie

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It does depend on the cruise line.

We don't do the gigantic 2500 passenger boats anymore.

The last one only had 100 passengers on it. The next will have 96, after that it's 600.
No fun. My cruise had about 300 naked peeps on adult deck. About 500 kids plus 500 parentd on kids deck with pool, band and non stop food. Other 1500 were doing laps around ship, sunning, drinking, working out, banging, duty free shopping, watching 1st run movies in the theater, etc.
 

TuhMollie

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Booked a second cruise for January 2022.

We had a sizable credit leftover from the cruise line when they canceled the one for August last year, even after rebooking it. They gave us 125% to let them hang onto the money and not get refunded.

Then they discounted cruise #1 by 10% when we rebooked, and cruise 2 by 20%. So they're paying for 3/4's of cruise #2.

Cruise #1 is to the Galapagos. That's in August.

#2 is a round trip out of Ft Lauderdale that'll hit up Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, shit like that. 11 warm days, snorkeling and shit.

enjoy your time on your giant floating petrie dish. good thing your wife is a doctor and stuffs for when you get sick or infekshunz
 

TuhMollie

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Cruises are for boomers



Totally not true. Been doing them since my 20s. Shit is pretty damn fun.



fly literally rested his own case.
the verdict? cruises are for boomers
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Domon

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Not that they would debase themselves on a cruise, valve is more likely to be spending time with retired members of the view
 
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