GAY The Useless Travel Thread

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Have you seen a TSA agent? They pop a boner seeing tampons in a chicks bag on the X ray machine.

ew

 

[plot]

What about those that don't identify with their physical parts?

Those freaks aren't allowed to fly.

 

[nukes]

I've been crotch groped by female mall security in the Philippines. Win!

 

[Floptical]

So my flight for DC this morning had a crew of TSA folks waiting for us before we left. Everyone got their ID checked and about every other person got a free pat down

 

[Floptical]

I've been crotch groped by female mall security in the Philippines. Win!

You assume she was female. Maybe you should have checked.

 

[nukes]

You assume she was female. Maybe you should have checked.

As long as I'm not expected to reciprocate, it's all good

 

[fly]

So my flight for DC this morning had a crew of TSA folks waiting for us before we left. Everyone got their ID checked and about every other person got a free pat down

Security theater at its finest.

 

[Domon]

So my flight for DC this morning had a crew of TSA folks waiting for us before we left. Everyone got their ID checked and about every other person got a free pat down

ive run into that a few times. fuckin dumbasses questioned me about my badge. In public.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

So my flight for DC this morning had a crew of TSA folks waiting for us before we left. Everyone got their ID checked and about every other person got a free pat down

So there's this little event happening here in DC on Friday that has the whole place in a security tizzy. You may have heard about it already.

But yeah, the whole city is about to be on lockdown starting tomorrow night.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So there's this little event happening here in DC on Friday that has the whole place in a security tizzy. You may have heard about it already.

But yeah, the whole city is about to be on lockdown starting tomorrow night.

Abandon ship

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Abandon ship

I wish.

I'll be living at work from tomorrow through saturday morning.

yesterday, on my way home from work for a brief one day reprieve, I was parked on the interstate due to the dress rehearsal. FML.

 

[APRIL]

I wish.

I'll be living at work from tomorrow through saturday morning.

yesterday, on my way home from work for a brief one day reprieve, I was parked on the interstate due to the dress rehearsal. FML.

The apocalypse has already begun.

 

[Mikeawesome]

secret service is using tsa officers for security at the inauguration

 

[Amstel]

secret service is using tsa officers for security at the inauguration

GRAB 'EM IN THE PUSSAY!

 

[Jehannum]

secret service is using tsa officers for security at the inauguration

Well, as long as nobody tries to take a bottle bigger than 3 oz, that ought to work out fine.

 

[Domon]

secret service is using tsa officers for security at the inauguration

no no, trump has his own private security. its only a matter of time before they start wearing brown shirts, or insignia of deaths heads.

 

[Floptical]

no no, trump has his own private security. its only a matter of time before they start wearing brown shirts, or insignia of deaths heads.

 

[grahamcrackerporter]

I've been crotch groped by female mall security in the Philippines. Win!

highly doubt

 

[nukes]

highly doubt

You haven't seen my crotch.

 

[plot]

You haven't seen my crotch.

tough to see a small tree through that forest.