NSFW The UF Sexy Times Thread

When I was single, I wasn't interested in getting lots of pussy. I just wanted to hook up with a really good looking woman.

Quality over quantity.

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He's just jealous because the only pussy he's gotten this decade is the kittens he rescues.
 
See above. You really don't get it do you.

Most people grow out of that mentality. Sorry about your arrested development. Must suck having a 15 year old mind in a 35 year old body.

There are places that can help. They're confidential.

That's like saying to the guy cleaning up at the blackjack table that he's got a gambling problem. It's not a problem if I'm winning

It's ok, you can be jelly. It sucks that no woman will touch your dick without you first putting the money in the dresser but maybe you'll luck out one of these days
 
That's like saying to the guy cleaning up at the blackjack table that he's got a gambling problem. It's not a problem if I'm winning

It's ok, you can be jelly.


Winning, lol

Poor little brony. Chases girls because he's scared of women.
 
That's like saying to the guy cleaning up at the blackjack table that he's got a gambling problem. It's not a problem if I'm winning

It's ok, you can be jelly. It sucks that no woman will touch your dick without you first putting the money in the dresser but maybe you'll luck out one of these days

Ya, chicks are just like blackjack.

What are you, 13,?
 
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He's just jealous because the only pussy he's gotten this decade is the kittens he rescues.
Doesn't do it for me. Women are annoying. Too many of them to deal with would drive me insane.
 
Yeah bro, poor me sleeping with college chicks and women old enough to be their moms. Woe is me, whatever will I do to console myself? However will I deal with the horrors of spending time with smart, capable, successful women without a bunch of hangups.

How I wish I could be a lonely old coot in a house full of cats!
 
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Yeah bro, poor me sleeping with college chicks and women old enough to be their moms. Woe is me, whatever will I do to console myself? However will I deal with the horrors of spending time with smart, capable, successful women without a bunch of hangups.

How I wish I could be a lonely old coot in a house full of cats!

You keep telling that to yourself, I'm sure you'll listen.
 
Oh wait, maybe the reason you're so upset about this is that even if someone did want to sleep with you without paying first it wouldn't matter because you can't get it up anymore :(

Have you tried Cialis? Those commercials are everywhere.


 
Oh wait, maybe the reason you're so upset about this is that even if someone did want to sleep with you without paying first it wouldn't matter because you can't get it up anymore :(

Have you tried Cialis? Those commercials are everywhere.




You're presuming I'm upset.
 
Of course I am, look at what you're bitching about. The only reason to complain when it doesn't affect you at all is because you're upset that you keep wasting your welfare check on craigslist hookers that just laugh and take your money when you fail to get an erection. :oopsie:
 
Of course I am, look at what you're bitching about. The only reason to complain when it doesn't affect you at all is because you're upset that you keep wasting your welfare check on craigslist hookers that just laugh and take your money when you fail to get an erection. :oopsie:

Their laughter has nothing to do with my erection. They mostly just don't want their friends to see them in my car.
 
Wow man, I dunno how I would stand the world if I just assumed half the entire species was annoying.

The ones I spend time with are pretty cool.
Well I married a woman that didn't annoy me. However most of the women I've met are scrags. When I was single I hated meeting new women. They were lying self-centered cunts. It was around that time that I thought about saying to hell with society and moving to Tibet to become a monk. @Applesauce sorted me out though.
 
Leave it to Asa to overanalyze what a cuckold is.


Leave it to brony to chase worthless "wives" because he's scared shitless of committing to anything, including some woman he just spent the night with.

Poor little brony. Being a grown-up is scary.
I'm not overanalyzing anything, you ignoramus. The cuckolding fetish is pretty much what I described. Go look it up.
 
See above. You really don't get it do you.

Most people grow out of that mentality. Sorry about your arrested development. Must suck having a 15 year old mind in a 35 year old body.

There are places that can help. They're confidential.
Man, sounds like something that someone who isn't getting laid would say
 
Well I married a woman that didn't annoy me. However most of the women I've met are scrags. When I was single I hated meeting new women. They were lying self-centered cunts. It was around that time that I thought about saying to hell with society and moving to Tibet to become a monk. @Applesauce sorted me out though.
Damn, you're depressing sometimes
 
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