Food The Toast Thrad

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didn't OP fuck some toast?

also, anything in the lower left quadrant will do

 

[Ledboots]

How does anyone like H5?!?? Or G8??

Omg id faint if someone brought me that shit to eat

#ToastLivesMatter

I think I've eaten the H5 before, but you couldn't even save G8 with scraping off the outside

 

[Strings]

2E for say a BLT / Sandwiches.
2F for breakfast.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Anywhere between c3 and e5. Preferably smothered in egg yoke.

 

[Valve1138]

Fucking burned.

 

[MadDog]

c5

 

[Valve1138]

c5

YOU SANK MY BATTLESHIP, ASSHOLE!

 

[Petunia]

They key is to make sure it gets butter on it immediately. If not it seals up and its not the same.

This!!!!!
It’s like a fucking Olympic sport!
It’s all in the timing of the spread

 

[Petunia]

didn't OP fuck some toast?

also, anything in the lower left quadrant will do

There was no fucking
Only spooning

 

[nukes]

There was no fucking
Only spooning

No one is buying that.
Hats off to you for defending thintoasts honor tho!

 

[Darth Handsome]

Fucking burned.

Bullshit

 

[kiwi]

D3/b5

 

[Floptical]

This!!!!!
It’s like a fucking Olympic sport!
It’s all in the timing of the spread

I’m pretty good with timing my spread

 

[nukes]

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[MacG]

If J9 had any more carbon, it would be a diamond.

This is so fucking hilarious.



I love toast so much that I could live off of it for the rest of my life.

 

[Immigrant]

H2 because it’s TOAST not warm bread or coal. And it was a fast model of Kawasaki.

This is so fucking hilarious.



I love toast so much that I could live off of it for the rest of my life.

My golf partner stands at his toaster and eats a half loaf of bread, 2 at a time as it toasts with a giant glass of milk.

And then he gets his ass kicked.

 

[nukes]

H2 because it’s TOAST not warm bread or coal. And it was a fast model of Kawasaki.






My golf partner stands at his toaster and eats a half loaf of bread, 2 at a time as it toasts with a giant glass of milk.

And then he gets his ass kicked.

Too many carbs.

 

[Petunia]

No one is buying that.
Hats off to you for defending thintoasts honor tho!

He was a perfect gentleman.
The only person that truly molested me at my many meets has been @APRIL

LIKE RIGHT AT THE AIRPORT
no ifs and it buts about it... she went for it and got it out of the way

 

[Petunia]

I’m pretty good with timing my spread

That was beautiful
Thank you

Brb, gonna beat off

 

[Amstel]

Anywhere between c3 and e5. Preferably smothered in egg yoke.

yep. idealy E4ish for me.