The thread of useless facts

[Thorn Bird]

snowball is kissing someone after they've completed fellating you....and they didn't swallow nor did they spit


Not 100% sure what felching is, so I'll leave that to him to explain.

 

[dbzeag]

can you please explain the felch and snowball thing?

and *shudders*

Felching is sucking the cum out of a netherregion oriface, snowballing would be cumswapping through kisses.
And you can't even handle the innocent word of "moist"

 

[JAXvillain]

FACT: That would still be 5 seconds more sex with another person than BeerAd has had in 6 months.

you two need to go ahead and fuck already, sheesh

 

[BeerAd]

you two need to go ahead and fuck already, sheesh

Ooooooh, I don't want I don't need I can't stand no minute man
I don't want no minute man
Ooooooh, here's your chance be a man take my hand understand
I don't want no minute man

Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH
Ohh, ohh..
Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH
Ohh, ohh..

 

[BeerAd]

FACT: That would still be 5 seconds more sex with another person than BeerAd has had in 6 months.

This is true, I dont sleep around.

 

[water]

Ooooooh, I don't want I don't need I can't stand no minute man
I don't want no minute man
Ooooooh, here's your chance be a man take my hand understand
I don't want no minute man

Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH
Ohh, ohh..
Ohh, ohh, uhh, OOOH
Ohh, ohh..

This is true, I dont sleep around.

:thrawn:

 

[Shalimar]

This is true, I dont sleep around.

It has to be an option first before you can claim to be monogamous.







The average human head weighs 8 pounds.

I am hosting the Fourth Annual Tampa Music Conference Tomorrow night.
www.tmconf.com

It is hot outside.

Atlanta does indeed, have good strip clubs.

Daytime TV sucks.

 

[BeerAd]

It has to be an option first before you can claim to be monogamous.

Sad that you doubt my powers old man

 

[Shalimar]

Sad that you doubt my powers old man

ROFL..

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Today (June sixth) is National Yo-Yo day! Huzzah!!!


http://holidayinsights.com/other/yoyoday.htm

 

[Thorn Bird]

Today (June sixth) is National Yo-Yo day! Huzzah!!!


http://holidayinsights.com/other/yoyoday.htm

i was goign to tell you to tell IBWIP but then i looked at the poster and figured you already knew this. so there.

 

[JAXvillain]

today is the 63rd anniversary of D-Day

 

[Sarcasmo]

I will be 30 in 17 days. *shudder*

 

[JAXvillain]

I will be 30 in 17 days. *shudder*

HA-HA! /nelson

 

[APRIL]

I will be 30 in 17 days. *shudder*

Kiss your young days good bye.


... actually you already have when you had a child.


:runs:

 

[Dream]

An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

 

[HydroSqueegee]

An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

id rather touch desk bacteria than toilet bacteria.

 

[APRIL]

An office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet.

It is my bacteria, all mine!

 

[Dream]

It is my bacteria, all mine!

You make me laugh. I think I you!

 

[SRC]

id rather touch desk bacteria than toilet bacteria.

QFTW