Ontopic The "Should not have done that" thread V. Sexual Misdeeds

[pacojas]

One day when I regret all the genital maiming you can pull the forgiveness sack out and give me a taste.

is that a metaphor

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

is that a metaphor

Huge innuendo. Huge.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

In your endo

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

See now I was trying NOT to bring up George Takei in this thread

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

See now I was trying NOT to bring up George Takei in this thread

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Oh he always sneaks in when you least expect it.
Like the spanish inquisition, but less dramatic and more fabulous

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You heard the accusations against him?

 

[my little brony]

I trained my female dog to run up to men and whack them in the ballsack. @my little brony can attest to this.

I brought my second dog because I wanted a dog who could kill a man.

#RealConfessionTime

"WELCOME TO JOLLY OLD ENGLAND YOU SEXIST PIG" *whack*

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Oh, guess not

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh, guess not

Yeah...

That's a thing now.

 

[nukes]

Sometimes I kick guys in the dick.

Only sometimes?
Partial truth.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Shes a serial dick-kicker

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Shameless about it too

 

[Duke]

I've groped. I've been groped.

Do my crimes make me a monster
or does my monster make me a victim

 

[Jehannum]

I've groped. I've been groped.

Do my crimes make me a monster
or does my monster make me a victim

 

[nukes]

See now I was trying NOT to bring up George Takei in this thread

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Takei belongs in this thread.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Takei belongs in this thread.

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[nukes]

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You aren't aware of the recent allegations?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You aren't aware of the recent allegations?

Yes. Hence the sigh.