WTF The "Shop" is just @fly's method of Marklar theft

I have a bearded, possibly drunken, barbarian dwarf with a penchant for exploding mice
A female blood mage, with purple hair
a bard, with a unicorn on his shirt, and a flair for flamboyance
a young thief, with her slave in tow, sporting a manbun and an abundance of sugary treats
and a raving idiot, addled by head trauma as a child, who keeps jabbering about the orange god-emperor.
You forgot the atheist goblin who doesn't believe there's a DM.