Dump him, he's a bum. We can do better. It's not normal to keep all our love bottled up for one person. I find this capricious and arbitrary. I need a new circle of friends.
GAY The "Punk Darth While He's Gone" Thread!
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I bet he banged a office hottie, ended up impregnating her.
He either:
Killed her and buried her in the garden and now dealing with guilt (Darth and guilt lolololol).
Left the country and is living in a remote region never to be heard of again.
Very unlikely, but commited suicide.
Or simply a moose got into the cabin and it was death by moose-snu-snu.
He either:
Killed her and buried her in the garden and now dealing with guilt (Darth and guilt lolololol).
Left the country and is living in a remote region never to be heard of again.
Very unlikely, but commited suicide.
Or simply a moose got into the cabin and it was death by moose-snu-snu.
I've never technically been divorced.
My ex and I owned a house together, but had never been married.
She dragged out the deed consolidation (closing) for 2 years.
I wanted off the deed. Told her I'd take a dollar for my share and pay closing costs.
My theory is she knew I couldn't have a personal life while I technically owned a house with an ex.
My ex and I owned a house together, but had never been married.
She dragged out the deed consolidation (closing) for 2 years.
I wanted off the deed. Told her I'd take a dollar for my share and pay closing costs.
My theory is she knew I couldn't have a personal life while I technically owned a house with an ex.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
i wonder how long it would take for us to notice if April was accidentally made to be gone
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
I was expecting the dude to get mauled by a big cat, but still good vid.
Purrsonality ehehehehe
Also, that lion's growl game me the chills. I don't think there's a sound scarier than a lion's growl. It's magnificent.