call off the weddingShit. There goes the virgin card.
call off the weddingShit. There goes the virgin card.
Nah... I just won't be able to wear a white dress.call off the wedding
If you make it a pants free wedding, one could say it's an orgy.Nah... I just won't be able to wear a white dress.
If you make it a pants free wedding, one could say it's an orgy.
says who?it gets awkward when family is invited
Nah... I just won't be able to wear a white dress.
Wait! I mean YEAH!!! IT WOULD BE TOTES WEIRD IF I SAW MY PARENTS AND GRANDPARENTS WITHOUT PANTS!!!
I was thinking about selling the space to advertisers to help pay for the wedding...The only thing you really need to cover up is your forehead.
Yeah. It would be a shame to puke all over something so pretty.After my weekend in the Orange County, I don't think I can wear white at my wedding either
I was thinking about selling the space to advertisers to help pay for the wedding...
I think there's enough space to not only pay for the wedding, but the honeymoon as well.
They'll just buy UV retardant paint when they pain on the advertisement.I just meant cover it up so it doesnt dry out in the sun. You know damn well I think that thing is beautiful.
They'll just buy UV retardant paint when they pain on the advertisement.
Bitch, I get moon burned.YOOOO THINTOAST GOT SUNBURNED IN THE SHADE... in the gotdaaaam shade!!!
Bitch, I get moon burned.
You paint such a sexy pictureMy fiancee loves me because I'm a personal space heater on those cold southern california winter nights, and I also glow in the dark. No need to turn on a light when she gets up in the middle of the night. just pull the sheets off of my legs and it's like two oversized emergency glow lights.
I should have said three oversized emergency glow lights... ugh.You paint such a sexy picture
No one would believe that anyway...