Hawt The Potato Kiki/CEO Thread Unwrapped (again) Show

[Petunia]

You where delivering a Strip-o-gram and that's when you met CEO?

Ew.
Not she was out of town and he wanted to go to the house and pick up some shit she was holding hostage
I went to snoop.
The house is gorgeous
We had sex in one of the guest rooms where all his shit was hiding

It was petty and we loved it


Sent from Single-Land

 

[Strings]

Ew.
Not she was out of town and he wanted to go to the house and pick up some shit she was holding hostage
I went to snoop.
The house is gorgeous
We had sex in one of the guest rooms where all his shit was hiding

It was petty and we loved it


Sent from Single-Land

I would have left the bed messy and the toilet seat up for good measure.

 

[adi]

I would have left the bed messy and the toilet seat up for good measure.

I'd remove each and every fuse...

 

[Strings]

I'd remove each and every fuse...

Glue the cabinets shut.

 

[adi]

Glue the cabinets shut.

There's a chemical that makes H2S smell like No.5.

 

[Strings]

There's a chemical that makes H2S smell like No.5.

Haha hahaha ha ...
Wait ... What?

 

[adi]

mercaptance

 

[adi]

Haha hahaha ha ...
Wait ... What?

shhhh

 

[Strings]

shhhh

One more.
Garden hose in the mailslot.

 

[adi]

One more.
Garden hose in the mailslot.

Lambie may know people who specialise in burning down "buildings"

 

[HipHugHer]

One more.
Garden hose in the mailslot.

I carry a mason jar full of fleas and bedbugs for times like this.

 

[Jehannum]

I carry a mason jar full of fleas and bedbugs for times like this.

This is totally passive aggressive.

You want to be a mean girl, own it.

If I shit on someone's desk, I'll leave my fukn' business card on that steaming pile so they know who donated that shat.

 

[Ledboots]

Why does everyone want to ruin ExMrs CEO's house?

 

[Strings]

This is totally passive aggressive.

You want to be a mean girl, own it.

If I shit on someone's desk, I'll leave my fukn' business card on that steaming pile so they know who donated that shat.

In Hips defense, the bedbugs and fleas are named pets. So he is making a sacrifice.

 

[Strings]

Why does everyone want to ruin ExMrs CEO's house?

Not me. I want to live there.
We can run our detective agency out of the garage.

 

[nukes]

Why does everyone want to ruin ExMrs CEO's house?

Not me.
I just wanna see if the ol' girl has any juice left in her.

 

[tre]

I've never left six upper deckers in a single house before and I now I have a new life goal.

 

[Strings]

Not me.
I just wanna see if the ol' girl has any juice left in her.

Eyes on the road, Nukes. Eyes on the road.

 

[nukes]

Eyes on the road, Nukes. Eyes on the road.

And yer HANDS upon the wheel.

 

[Ledboots]

Gonna have a reeeal good time