Hawt The Poop Thread, Drool (and anyone else) welcome

today is a holiday here. have noooooo clue what it is.
so dr comes late, tells me im super dehydrated and need to get some blood work done yadda yadda yadda then he says, make sure you got 2moro morning.
im like whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? he gave me some pill to help slow down the chorro, but it hasnt worked yet. also ive had a blinding horrific migraine all day. the light bothers me and i cant see well out of my right eye. no fever. but the dry heaves have started.

seriously my whole medical history must be on this forum.

wtf. kill me alredy!
 
its back!! :(

Parmjeet The Parasite is back. Bigger and stronger than ever. fawk! this time Parmjeet has brought some friends. Brutal + Pain.
so wtf. why cant i ever just be ok? why was i born a runt?? f/u mom!!! my mom was dancing salsa on Sept 29th, 8 months pregnant when her pelvic grinding to some sweet latin beats sent me hurling out of her vag and into intensive care. i havent been well since :(

also, i found the best chart ever! currently im 6 & 7

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