Hawt The Poop Thread, Drool (and anyone else) welcome

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im so fresh!
i went to a restaurant... knowing the parasite would attack.. i had a HUGE meal then i (eeeeeeeewwww) used the bathroom in the restaurant. luckily it was a private washroom and it was glorious.
 
just remember baby kiko is relying on you for a permanent tour guide. K, little miss dehydration? :)

you are correct my friend. someone told me DONT EAT THE LETTUCE. NEVER EAT THE LETTUCE....meanwhile, ive been killing salads 3 times a day... hmmm

im going to the doctor next week. i dont wanna be chained to a toilet...and im to hot to wear diapers.
 
ok.. it looks like this might be getting serious... 3.5 weeks like this.. have lost 15lbs and im starting to get weak. im so dehydrated. my mouth is a desert...
damn you little parasite. slow the fuck down.
 
Eat pumpkin or other high-fiber foods. That will stop up the brown waters and help you retain liquid, buying you a few precious hours before imminent death so you can seek help.