Once when I had food poisoning, I laid in the shower puking and shitting. None of it had any form, so no squishing was necessary.
I have never had food poisoning. Funny how the world works. The people who abhor food from dumpsters end up in baths shitting and puking and I lord it around with the stomach of an ox eating nearly blue meat.
I'll order a rare burger anywhere.For one, the McFarms in the US are fucking gross. And I LOVE a good rare burger. Not two things that go well together.
I've only coughed up blood when I had ulcers/gastritous (sp?).Food poisoning is the only time I've vomited blood. I ate an opened can of tuna that had been sitting in the fridge for several days too long. I wretched so violently about 45 minutes later that I blew out some blood vessels in my throat.
On the short list of the only things that could possibly make the worst sickness you have ever had even better, spraying blood out of your mouth must be up there.
Once I pulled a tampon out and with it came all this blood. I got it on my hand, the floor and the toilet seat. Now remember... period blood isn't like regular blood. It's goopy shit.It involves your vag, so it's cool.
just text the story to fly, he loves that stuff
To make things worse, kiki just managed to actually put something into perspective.
Once I pulled a tampon out and with it came all this blood. I got it on my hand, the floor and the toilet seat. Now remember... period blood isn't like regular blood. It's goopy shit.
Once I pulled a tampon out and with it came all this blood. I got it on my hand, the floor and the toilet seat. Now remember... period blood isn't like regular blood. It's goopy shit.
He found it funny... I was a tad disgusted with a hit of giggle.
isnt it fun when you get the runs while you are on your period?!!?!
yaaay