WTF The Pee pee Le Poo Thread

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

to be fair, you only have to maintain it for a couple months a year when it's not covered in snow

Snow needs to be outlawed.

 

[tre]

Snow needs to be outlawed.

i heard they put snow to death in Texas, can you confirm?

 

[eileenbunny]

Snow needs to be outlawed.

Nah, snow is beautiful and can be fun, just as long as you have no responsibilities.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i heard they put snow to death in Texas, can you confirm?

Yes.

Nah, snow is beautiful and can be fun, just as long as you have no responsibilities.

No.

 

[Petunia]

I like our little yard. It works for my and my little guy

 

[Syrup Beaver]

But it may mean a bigger driveway to shovel. Yuck!

That's why they invented tractors, snowblowers, and plows my friend.

 

[eileenbunny]

That's why they invented tractors, snowblowers, and plows my friend.

That's still a lot of no fun work in the cold.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That's still a lot of no fun work in the cold.

Clearly, you've never operated a tractor before.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was gonna buy a tractor, but the wife wouldnt let me when she found out all I was going to do with it was flip over the cars of people that piss me off.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I was gonna buy a tractor, but the wife wouldnt let me when she found out all I was going to do with it was flip over the cars of people that piss me off.

You should've at least mentioned that you'd put in a bed of roses for her or something.

 

[eileenbunny]

Clearly, you've never operated a tractor before.

Actually I have. Definitely not my cup of tea. It's just a lot of back and forth. Once someone made me mow a lawn. That was an awful day. Never again.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Actually I have. Definitely not my cup of tea. It's just a lot of back and forth. Once someone made me mow a lawn. That was an awful day. Never again.

A real tractor, or just a riding mower?

I imagine a bulldozer is even more fun, I'll have to rent one at some point.