Video The Pacific Garbage Patch Kids

[APRIL]

ppfftt... mexicans SAVE their plastic so they can reuse it to sell bottled water to the gringoez

I remember going across the border into Mexico and the children using milk jugs on sticks to collect money from the Americans crossing on the bridge. chicklet? chicklet?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

there's very few places i wouldn't scuba dive.

that patch is one of them.

I'd do it, but only in a sealed suit with a helmet.

 

[Wessels]

You get that third arm installed?

i already said i've got too much love, i couldn't handle another arm.

I remember going across the border into Mexico and the children using milk jugs on sticks to collect money from the Americans crossing on the bridge. chicklet? chicklet?

good memories, i remember are hentai shirts randomly being sold in some variety store

 

[Jonny_B]

This makes me really sad.

don't worry too much, that photo isn't of the garbage patch. the actual "garbage patch" contains lots and lots of teeny tiny plastic fragments that are barely visible to the naked eye. the only way to get rid of them would be to release an organism that digests plastic, or something. maybe turn it back into oil to make the venture profitable. sail out there with a tanker, a bunch of oil spill booms, and a bunch of plastic eating oil shitting bacteria. boom off a section of ocean, introduce bacteria, collect oil. repeat until tanker is full.

 

[fly]

don't worry too much, that photo isn't of the garbage patch. the actual "garbage patch" contains lots and lots of teeny tiny plastic fragments that are barely visible to the naked eye. the only way to get rid of them would be to release an organism that digests plastic, or something. maybe turn it back into oil to make the venture profitable. sail out there with a tanker, a bunch of oil spill booms, and a bunch of plastic eating oil shitting bacteria. boom off a section of ocean, introduce bacteria, collect oil. repeat until tanker is full.

Nature will solve this eventually. In the meantime, fish will continue to attempt to eat it.

 

[Applesauce]

don't worry too much, that photo isn't of the garbage patch. the actual "garbage patch" contains lots and lots of teeny tiny plastic fragments that are barely visible to the naked eye. the only way to get rid of them would be to release an organism that digests plastic, or something. maybe turn it back into oil to make the venture profitable. sail out there with a tanker, a bunch of oil spill booms, and a bunch of plastic eating oil shitting bacteria. boom off a section of ocean, introduce bacteria, collect oil. repeat until tanker is full.

Yea, I thought it was the garbage patch and I was sad, until Liam told me that it wasn't the actual place.

I feel better now.
But still, it's disgusting, the amount of trash humans are producing. We are filthy animals.

 

[Jonny_B]

Nature will solve this eventually. In the meantime, fish will continue to attempt to eat it.

yeah, but nature's solution might be a race of gigantic plastic eating sea beasts that will invade land once they consume all the plastic in the oceans. you really want a sea beast coming after your dope shades?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

yeah, but nature's solution might be a race of gigantic plastic eating sea beasts that will invade land once they consume all the plastic in the oceans. you really want a sea beast coming after your dope shades?

Sounds like a good way to solve the on-land trash problem as well.

 

[fly]

Sounds like a good way to solve the on-land trash problem as well.

What would you suppose would be its stance on hippies?

 

[Duke]

What would you suppose would be its stance on hippies?

Worry about the silicone implanted population first.

 

[Onnotangu]

if I was a mad scientist. I'd detonate a Vortex bomb out there and suck up all the plastic.



























and then take all the white women.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

What would you suppose would be its stance on hippies?

[enter stage left]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What would you suppose would be its stance on hippies?

Well, the faux-hippies around here with all of their modern conveniences and phones, recycled water bottle clothing, 'vegan' shoes (Made from plastics), and all that good stuff would be wiped out instantly for the benefit of all mankind.

The real hippies that are covered in dirt and live off the land will probably be fine. But they usually don't bug anyone else either.

 

[kiwi]

We should just form it into a giant ball and blast it off into space.