The only fake tree I might ever buy

we get a real tree every year. there's nothing like 'em. and they are recycled afterwards, so it's not like we dump them in the back yard. wait... :shifty:
 
where in the hell do you throw away your tree anyways. We have always and will always have fake trees. My mom is a crazy decorating Nazi and it has to look like a giant store window display tree when shes done with it.

On the tree lawn. some communities do pickups like left pickups, but for trees.
 
On the tree lawn. some communities do pickups like left pickups, but for trees.

down here, there are several drop off points where you can recycle your tree. they offer you a free sapling for planting when you do that, too, so they are encouraging putting back what you took away.