The official Star Wars, Episode 3, Revenge of the Sith licked ass thread(spoilers)

I liked it, but I would have been more pleased had I payed to see Clone Wars on the big screen. I don't think there is a single part of the cartoon series that I didn't enjoy.

Granted, seeing Yoda hurl his light sabre was quite nice.
 
taeric said:
I liked it, but I would have been more pleased had I payed to see Clone Wars on the big screen. I don't think there is a single part of the cartoon series that I didn't enjoy.

Granted, seeing Yoda hurl his light sabre was quite nice.

I bet you Yoda knows a thing or two about pleasing a lady.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Maybe he meant a Yoda-lady, or whatever race Yoda is. Is Yoda a Yoda?


yodas like 800 years old or some shit
if he even found a female of his species to get it on with, hed need some intergalactic viagra or something. Maybe theres a "Force Erection" spell?


edit - or he could use force mindtrick
*waves hand*
Satisfied you are
Huge my wang is, tell your friends you will
 
Drool-Boy said:
yodas like 800 years old or some shit
if he even found a female of his species to get it on with, hed need some intergalactic viagra or something. Maybe theres a "Force Erection" spell?


edit - or he could use force mindtrick
*waves hand*
Satisfied you are
Huge my wang is, tell your friends you will


But what is he? Is he just the only one of his kind or is there a race of frumpy little green things running around out there?
 
Sarcasmo said:
But what is he? Is he just the only one of his kind or is there a race of frumpy little green things running around out there?


dunno
I would assume hes a member of some race, and hes just all withered and shrunk from age.

Where the hell is thrawn when you need his scrawny ass? Hed know.
 
I saw the movie, the dialogue was complete shit

the action was good though

I give the movie 2.5 stars out of 5
 
elpmis said:
I saw the movie, the dialogue was complete shit

the action was good though

I give the movie 2.5 stars out of 5

You're a moron.
 
Sarcasmo said:
But what is he? Is he just the only one of his kind or is there a race of frumpy little green things running around out there?
There was a female yoda called yaddle in EPI. It's explained in Cloak of Deception novel.

They are referred to as Whills. But only mentioned in one book and not considered canonical (officially Star Wars).
 
FlamingGlory said:
There was a female yoda called yaddle in EPI. It's explained in Cloak of Deception novel.

They are referred to as Whills. But only mentioned in one book and not considered canonical (officially Star Wars).


I've never read a single Star Wars book, so that's news to me. Whills? Weird. Great, another obscure piece of trivia in my brain. I probably just forgot something really important.
 
fly said:
And in KOTOR. :drool:

It wouldn't let me nail Bastilla...if Anikan can bone Amidalla I want to pork female video game Jedi's and create super, uber Jedis.
 
Millions said:
It wouldn't let me nail Bastilla...if Anikan can bone Amidalla I want to pork female video game Jedi's and create super, uber Jedis.
I didn't get to either. WTF. I felt so jipped. I may have been too nice to her in anticipation of being able to bang her.
 
Sarcasmo said:
I've never read a single Star Wars book, so that's news to me. Whills? Weird. Great, another obscure piece of trivia in my brain. I probably just forgot something really important.
I've read all the books :/

Pretty easy as I can read a 300page novel in about 5 hours. Entertainment is always short for me :(