It's no lie. This one time, ape and I were slorkin 'em down in some dive outside south bend, when this dude grabs a stool next to us and orders a tom collins.
After about twelve of those he leans over and whispers to roll #72 "how'd you like to get plooked in my giant cat litter box at my factory"
Next thing I knew I woke up in the studebaker museum with ape asking me to brush the fresh step out of her hair.
You and I used to slam uglies back in the day when you were twelve.
April the Amoeba
fly has sex with zygotes?? I knew y'all were freaky but dayum!
edit: DAMN YOU CHIKKEN
Its a new level that not even japanese porn has reached.
fly has sex with zygotes?? I knew y'all were freaky but dayum!
edit: DAMN YOU CHIKKEN
2 girls, one cup, containing one zygote
protozoaned
:bows:well done sir
I have to ask...you have an unusual clarity of wit today...still drunk from last night, currently drinking, or you're on the *gasp* wagon?
Do your eyes close when you hwarf? Sounds like a question for Mythbusters.
I'd like to see some field tests... Have Adam Savage watch the 2 girls 1 cup vid.
Or have Keri (sp?) "guess the smell in Jamie's moustache" after he visits a rendering plant.