she did not, but she did get the nurse's attention to let him know she fartedShe didn't say "chicken anus" to anyone?
she did not, but she did get the nurse's attention to let him know she fartedShe didn't say "chicken anus" to anyone?
Some scotch will cure that right up. For all of you.The 5 year old has had a mid-grade fever for 8 days now, and while she's largely ok and feeling decent one of the side effects is that she wakes up every 40 minutes at night super frustrated kicking and whining. This results in... less than optimal sleep for me and peanut.
Got desperate after a week of that, and tried some hippie remedies
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Holy crap. She went to bed immediately, and slept like a rock for almost 12 hours without waking up once. I woke up a couple time to make sure she wasnt dead...
I was skeptical at first cause melatonin does nothing or less than nothing for me. But this stuff works so good youd think it was chloroform
this morning, she's also having to catch a breath in the middle of her sentences/words, BUT she's in an OK mood still at least. of course, while I was sitting there at urgent care with her for hours, my throat was getting sore & I thought maybe it was just dry air and the mask, but no, as soon as we got home my nose turned into a faucet and now I'm sick AF also (so plz excuse my combination sick/just woke up voice in the videos)
she loves it, we have some of the taller ones without handles, too, but we rotate through them all. she learned early on that if she throws it just right she can still make a big splash, and she's also learned about biting the flap to lift it and dump juice down her chest, but she's USUALLY pretty good about not doing those TOO oftenThose 360 cups are great eh
i may have to beat up a 5 year old. First day of school some little shit spilled his milk on the ground, pulled off my kids mask, and threw in the milk.
Of course, the adults did nothing.
I think we're gonna skip the asking nicely not be a dipshit step, and teach our kiddo to go straight to shouting if someone messes with her. Cause lets me honest, asking nicely rarely works.
Yeah... pretty sure that fits right into the "adults not doing anything" categoryGo straight to the source, the other kids parents.
Teach them to punch people who pull your mask, IN the mask.i may have to beat up a 5 year old. First day of school some little shit spilled his milk on the ground, pulled off my kids mask, and threw in the milk.
Of course, the adults did nothing.
I think we're gonna skip the asking nicely not be a dipshit step, and teach our kiddo to go straight to shouting if someone messes with her. Cause lets me honest, asking nicely rarely works.
Gotta figure out how to loosen Lily up a little bit. Anytime the slightest thing goes wrong, she acts like it's the end of the world.
I think it's safe to say you're the Dad. nice pic!
I think maybe Daphne has been secretly listening to the weird ass music @Mean Mr. Mustard has been making album covers for.