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The boy™ was helping me with something outside, then we were done and hes all "now Im gonna go pee on a bush"
I was all like whatever
Then I turned around
He had it whipped out and was takin a whizz on the shrubs in the front garden
godammit
 
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The boy asked how old he has to be to be allowed to swear
I told him 18 and thought that would be the end of the convo
oh, no, not at all
He then told me for his 18th birthday he wants a cake with "the" swear work on it (FUCK) and that he and his friends would have a swearing party
fuckin kids, goddamn
 
The boy asked how old he has to be to be allowed to swear
I told him 18 and thought that would be the end of the convo
oh, no, not at all
He then told me for his 18th birthday he wants a cake with "the" swear work on it (FUCK) and that he and his friends would have a swearing party
fuckin kids, goddamn
Get him to write it down and sign it, on his 18th birthday party make sure he invites all his friends and actually do it