Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[APRIL]

STOP HAVING CHILDREN

 

[Jehannum]

STOP HAVING CHILDREN

What about the pre-existing ones?

I can't make anymore, but I am giving them every opportunity to accidentally expire. I'm fixed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah Im not having anymore and all attempts at tricking the one I have into moving out have failed so far

 

[august]

STOP HAVING CHILDREN

tbh I had wanted more but now I'm legitimately afraid to Be Pregnant in this state so wish granted I guess

 

[Jehannum]

tbh I had wanted more but now I'm legitimately afraid to Be Pregnant in this state so wish granted I guess

 

[APRIL]

tbh I had wanted more but now I'm legitimately afraid to Be Pregnant in this state so wish granted I guess

omg, the woman who is carrying a headless baby to term... the child who is having a child because she isn't mature enough for an abortion..

Get me out of this "godly" country.

 

[eileenbunny]

STOP HAVING CHILDREN

Okay, but my minis are awesome. I'm presuming they are going to fix this mess of a world and make it awesome.

 

[Domon]

Okay, but my minis are awesome. I'm presuming they are going to fix this mess of a world and make it awesome.

good fuckin luck to them. Theyre gonna need it.

 

[kiwi]

STOP HAVING CHILDREN

I’m pregnant with triplets.

 

[ZRH]

I’m pregnant with triplets.

Trying to start a football team?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I’m pregnant with triplets.

again?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Trying to start a football team?

No, trying to start another.

 

[Domon]

I’m pregnant with triplets.

Gregnant!?

 

[Jehannum]

Gregnant!?

Pregante?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Pomegranate

 

[kiwi]

Gregnant!?

I don’t know what this means.

 

[kiwi]

Pomegranate

Oh man that’s much better than more babies. Maybe I’ll abort them and plant a bush.

 

[Jehannum]

My younger kid's school just called me and left a voicemail whose contents were "please check your email for details". What. The. Fuck.

 

[Domon]

My younger kid's school just called me and left a voicemail whose contents were "please check your email for details". What. The. Fuck.

I bet it's about the syllabi

 

[Jehannum]

I bet it's about the syllabi

It was asking my opinion about their dress code.