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Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene
Sep 30, 2004
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The boy™ was helping me with something outside, then we were done and hes all "now Im gonna go pee on a bush"
I was all like whatever
Then I turned around
He had it whipped out and was takin a whizz on the shrubs in the front garden
godammit
 
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Domon

Robotic Dexter
May 19, 2011
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The boy™ was helping me with something outside, then we were done and hes all "now Im gonna go pee on a bush"
I was all like whatever
Then I turned around
He had it whipped out and was takin a whizz on the shrubs in the front garden
godammit
he warned you man.
 

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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The boy was helping me with something outside, then we were done and hes all "now Im gonna go pee on a bush"
I was all like whatever
Then I turned around
He had it whipped out and was takin a whizz on the shrubs in the front garden
godammit
At least it wasnt the vegetable garden.
 

august

I’m always wet in my basement area
Sep 23, 2006
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happy happy happy happy happy happy happy ᵇᵃᵇʸ
 
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Josh

Biff Clurton
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The boy asked how old he has to be to be allowed to swear
I told him 18 and thought that would be the end of the convo
oh, no, not at all
He then told me for his 18th birthday he wants a cake with "the" swear work on it (FUCK) and that he and his friends would have a swearing party
fuckin kids, goddamn
 

Mr. Argumentor

Will Argue for Tacos
Sep 27, 2012
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The boy asked how old he has to be to be allowed to swear
I told him 18 and thought that would be the end of the convo
oh, no, not at all
He then told me for his 18th birthday he wants a cake with "the" swear work on it (FUCK) and that he and his friends would have a swearing party
fuckin kids, goddamn
Get him to write it down and sign it, on his 18th birthday party make sure he invites all his friends and actually do it
 

Immigrant

full of tales of hot tail
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It must be a common request among the delinquent crowd because there are so many different designs available.
 
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TuhMollie

Lot's Salty Wife
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Kiko has gone to the park to meet a girl
i feel like he’s too young (13)

they met one other time (last summer at the county fair) and have been talking on facetime for 1 yr as friends but now they like eachother

 
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