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august

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the weather has finally been agreeable on occasion here so we've been able to go outside for a bit. this little nugget LOVES the outdoors & has been super stoked on all the neighborhood dogs she gets to see on our walks. she is less jazzed about wearing shoes, but she's still figuring out walking, I only really put these on for an extra feets layer
 

strawberry love

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the weather has finally been agreeable on occasion here so we've been able to go outside for a bit. this little nugget LOVES the outdoors & has been super stoked on all the neighborhood dogs she gets to see on our walks. she is less jazzed about wearing shoes, but she's still figuring out walking, I only really put these on for an extra feets layer
Her eyes are insane omg 🥰😍
So adorable!
 
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Jehannum

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the weather has finally been agreeable on occasion here so we've been able to go outside for a bit. this little nugget LOVES the outdoors & has been super stoked on all the neighborhood dogs she gets to see on our walks. she is less jazzed about wearing shoes, but she's still figuring out walking, I only really put these on for an extra feets layer
She looks like she wants to talk to my manager.
 
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Domon

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it is edited a bit, here is original for reference.
I usually just fux with the HDR to bring out the colors a bit/make things look more like they appear IRL, I think the only two things I changed were that & I use the lens correction in lightroom
yeah, that original is just as crazy. Thatll be awesome if she keeps those for life and they arent just baby-eyes
 

kiwi

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The best thing in the whole world just happened. All the kids were occupied downstairs with me. John was in his office. So I text him “wanna have sex?”

The oldest then looks up at me. “Mom, dads phone is on my desk!”

I seriously am dying. I can’t stop laughing. 😂

She just yelled up the stairs after me, “it’s Sunday!”
 

Domon

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The best thing in the whole world just happened. All the kids were occupied downstairs with me. John was in his office. So I text him “wanna have sex?”

The oldest then looks up at me. “Mom, dads phone is on my desk!”

I seriously am dying. I can’t stop laughing. 😂

She just yelled up the stairs after me, “it’s Sunday!”
violating the sabbath like a heathen. I bet you didnt even intend to procreate
 
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APRIL

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The best thing in the whole world just happened. All the kids were occupied downstairs with me. John was in his office. So I text him “wanna have sex?”

The oldest then looks up at me. “Mom, dads phone is on my desk!”

I seriously am dying. I can’t stop laughing.

She just yelled up the stairs after me, “it’s Sunday!”
Omg
 

Maureen

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The best thing in the whole world just happened. All the kids were occupied downstairs with me. John was in his office. So I text him “wanna have sex?”

The oldest then looks up at me. “Mom, dads phone is on my desk!”

I seriously am dying. I can’t stop laughing.

She just yelled up the stairs after me, “it’s Sunday!”
aahahahahahahahahaaa