Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[adi]

imagine if i had an afro.

wed need bigger screens

 

[adi]

forgive me lawd

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

imagine the cost of hats alone!

 

[Domon]

imagine the cost of hats alone!

the cost of hats is zero, because i cant buy hats that fit. Noone stocks them.

 

[Floptical]

the cost of hats is zero, because i cant buy hats that fit. Noone stocks them.

My dad is a size 8 and he has a rule that whenever he happens to find a hat that fits regardless of style etc he will buy it.

 

[Petunia]

YOU LOOK LIKE A GIANT WHOS BROKEN INTO GRAMMAS HOUSE TO STEAL THE GIFTS!!!!

 

[Floptical]

 

[Domon]

My dad is a size 8 and he has a rule that whenever he happens to find a hat that fits regardless of style etc he will buy it.

The one hat I own is a great rain or shine Indiana Jones style felt hat. Side XXL which is apparently 8 1/4.

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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

One of my groomsmen and his wife have been looking to adopt a kid for a year and a half. We think they met him today, born two days ago and a month early, but healthy.

They might be able to bring him home Monday depending on what the docs say and if the paperwork goes through.

 

[kiwi]

My not so baby anymore with my baby.

 

[Ledboots]

So cute, both of them!

 

[kiwi]

So cute, both of them!

The oldest starts high school this fall. I’m kinda in major shock over it. I don’t feel that old.

 

[Floptical]

The oldest starts high school this fall. I’m kinda in major shock over it. I don’t feel that old.

That’s how I felt when miniflop started college this year.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Ok mothers, I'm helping make a diaper cake for my friends.

Anyone able to tell me the dimensions of a folded newborn diaper? 6" x 4" x 0.5" ?

 

[MacG]

Ok mothers, I'm helping make a diaper cake for my friends.

Anyone able to tell me the dimensions of a folded newborn diaper? 6" x 4" x 0.5" ?

Just don't forget the chocolate poo.

 

[Puff Dabby]

Twix or snickers melted and crunched is the best for the poopy diaper game.

My sister(s) and mom are gonna throw me a shower. I suggest a whole decade between babies. Ppl treat you like the first time all over again.

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[Puff Dabby]

The oldest starts high school this fall. I’m kinda in major shock over it. I don’t feel that old.

My oldest got her period...

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[nukes]

Yesterday I had (what Filipinos call) Tablea. It's a concentrated disk of cacao boiled for half an hour then sweetened to taste.
It's the most concentrated chocolate on Earth. I'm still engulfed in Feelings Of Love.
I love you all. It's totally chemical and that's alright.

 

[Duke]

Who even shares something like that with internet strangers?