Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[Domon]

My baby has decided purees are for babies which she is clearly not and wants to eat what we are but she has no teeth at all. She's been super grumpy since Sunday though so I'm hoping they'll pop through and she'll go back to normal. She is good at gunming things for the most part.

yarp. Food must contain texture, be able to held in hands, and be self-feedable. No spoonfeeding, no mush.

 

[kiwi]

yarp. Food must contain texture, be able to held in hands, and be self-feedable. No spoonfeeding, no mush.

It's like they are twins.

 

[Domon]

It's like they are twins.

E-sisters

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[Jehannum]

It's like they are twins.

They share TTYs.

 

[kiwi]

My boys just sold 82 dollars worth of homemade minecraft paraphernalia at a school carnival.

 

[Jehannum]

My boys just sold 82 dollars worth of homemade minecraft paraphernalia at a school carnival.

Which cost $150 in raw materials, no doubt

 

[kiwi]

Which cost $150 in raw materials, no doubt

Nah only about 25 and they have enough inventory to do a second one.

 

[Jehannum]

Nah only about 25 and they have enough inventory to do a second one.

Your kids are smarter than mine.

 

[Strings]

Your kids are smarter than mine.

Maybe not. The copyright infringement case could cost Kiwi thousands.

 

[kiwi]

Maybe not. The copyright infringement case could cost Kiwi thousands.

Probably.

 

[Petunia]

Kiko woke up in the middle of the night screaming in pain.
His ankles....
Had to give him Tylenol for pain (which I hate hate hate doing) and I rubbed lavender oil on the bottom of his feet to soothe and calm him

These growing pains are no joke


H. pylori survivor

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

people on uf with daughters i have a question. Will their be different rules for your daughter than there would be on a son? ex. more strict on what time they have to home, that kind of shit

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

I only asked because I know i would have way different rules for a teenage son and a teenage girl

 

[helenabear]

I only asked because I know i would have way different rules for a teenage son and a teenage girl

Of course you would

Kiko woke up in the middle of the night screaming in pain.
His ankles....
Had to give him Tylenol for pain (which I hate hate hate doing) and I rubbed lavender oil on the bottom of his feet to soothe and calm him

These growing pains are no joke


H. pylori survivor

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Kiko woke up in the middle of the night screaming in pain.
His ankles....
Had to give him Tylenol for pain (which I hate hate hate doing) and I rubbed lavender oil on the bottom of his feet to soothe and calm him

These growing pains are no joke


H. pylori survivor

WTF? I never had growing pains that bad.

 

[Petunia]

WTF? I never had growing pains that bad.

CEO was googling it and it mostly happens really bad at night when the child is growing too fast.
I was rubbing oils on his feet while CEO was comforting him and telling him he was getting big etc
We were up with him for 45 min!!


H. pylori survivor

 

[Domon]

45 minutes. ha.

like thats a long time.

pffft

 

[Amstel]

45 minutes. ha.

like thats a long time.

pffft

She's already been where you are! There is light at the end of the limited sleeping tunnel!

 

[Domon]

She's already been where you are! There is light at the end of the limited sleeping tunnel!

i know, im just messing with her

 

[kiwi]

She's already been where you are! There is light at the end of the limited sleeping tunnel!

Except when you finally find it and decide to start all over.

I do finally fit in all my pants again though.