"The Nintendo Revolution, it sucks."

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smileynev

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Yeah, so my brother and his friend (a diehard nintendo fanboy) were at the Nintendo E3 press conference. He said the system was "totally unimpressive"

"Nintendo sucks. They should just drop out of the competition. They recently have been trying to appeal to older gamers as well. However, sony and xbox own that market. "
 
"From everything thats been presented at E3, it looks like the Revolution will be the last hurrah for Nintendo. And they will go out with a whimper."
 
look man, I can't help it that your precious episode 3 fucking sucked and had shitting acting

that doesn't mean you have to go insult the genius that is Nintendo
 
"Even with all the classic Nintendo characters coming back for another go around, Nintendo has neither the power or the clout to draw enough 3rd party developers to make this much of a fight."
 
"if smileynev's wife and buster douglas had a fist fight, she'd win. but if they competed in a beauty pageant, well that one's up for grabs"
 
"Nintendo missed the boat the last go around with the Gamecube. They are too far behind to catchup in what has turned out to be a race between two hares and a dead horse"
 
"Nobody cares enough about Nintendo to even rip them on the internet"
 
"I hope the Nintendo fanboys won't be disappointed when they emerge from their mothers' basements to purchase these underpowered, overhyped systems"
 
if they come out with a decent new mario game, a new top notch version of zelda, and a kickass remake of mario kart, I'd possibly buy it just from those 3 titles alone
 
why_ask_why said:
if they come out with a decent new mario game, a new top notch version of zelda, and a kickass remake of mario kart, I'd possibly buy it just from those 3 titles alone
I like drool's suggestion of Mario Goes Shopping!
 
Yeah isn't Nintendo still the new Jesus in Japan though?

I mean, I know Sony has a big market over there too...but I think Nintendo is keeping pace. I can't remember.

Poor Nintendo! If only they had put a DVD player and a modem in the Cube...I bet more people would have bought it.
 
Millions said:
Poor Nintendo! If only they had put a DVD player and a modem in the Cube...I bet more people would have bought it.
I know very few people who use their game system as a DVD player.
 
theacoustician said:
I know very few people who use their game system as a DVD player.

Yeah me too...but when the GC came out everyone was screaming about that. "What?! it doesn't have a DVD player! The horror!" I really think it helped sway the decision for the more moderate gamers to buy something else.
 
theacoustician said:
I know very few people who use their game system as a DVD player.

I actually know of quite a lot of people that do.

granted, most of these are for playing dvds in children's rooms, but still.

And yeah... I'm too cheap to buy a DVD player.