The new Mon Mothma...

[zengirl]

Only if it's with someone / something that being stuck to the next day could cause severe complications

That might be one of those days you realize that the cantelope you were eyeballling last night probably wasn't the best decision in teh world...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That might be one of those days you realize that the cantelope you were eyeballling last night probably wasn't the best decision in teh world...

True, then people might think you've come down with elephantitis and want to make videos of you to put on ogrish.com

 

[zengirl]

True, then people might think you've come down with elephantitis and want to make videos of you to put on ogrish.com

Try explaining it if you're a single woman living alone

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Try explaining it if you're a single woman living alone

If your boss is male, calling in with "menstrual cramps" will have him sticking his fingers in his ears and singing before you can finish.

If your boss is female, it's an ice-pack for some 'personal bruising' after riding a mechanical bull at a bar.

 

[fly]

Yes, now I charge admission and steal credit card numbers to buy furry porn

link plz!!! I'll get smileynev's credit card number from elpmis.

 

[zengirl]

If your boss is male, calling in with "menstrual cramps" will have him sticking his fingers in his ears and singing before you can finish.

If your boss is female, it's an ice-pack for some 'personal bruising' after riding a mechanical bull at a bar.

Unfortunately I work for doctors. When I had my wisdom teeth out, upon my return to work, I was instructed to "open wide" and show off my stitches.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Unfortunately I work for doctors. When I had my wisdom teeth out, upon my return to work, I was instructed to "open wide" and show off my stitches.

Ah shit, that's right. Doctor's and nurses ALWAYS want to see injuries

 

[zengirl]

Ah shit, that's right. Doctor's and nurses ALWAYS want to see injuries

Although if I obliged, I could retire with the sexual harrassment fund.... hhhmmmmmm

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Although if I obliged, I could retire with the sexual harrassment fund.... hhhmmmmmm

And telling people "Yeah, so I glued a cantaloupe to my cootchie" might get enough of a laugh so they forget to really ask you....

 

[zengirl]

And telling people "Yeah, so I glued a cantaloupe to my cootchie" might get enough of a laugh so they forget to really ask you....

Well, it wasn't exactly glued to the outside...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well, it wasn't exactly glued to the outside...

Well if enough was showing out, you could draw a smiley face on it

 

[zengirl]

Well if enough was showing out, you could draw a smiley face on it

I figured it was like health class where they make you carry around that egg and pretend it's a baby? Well, this is taking it a step further and showing the girls exactly what childbirth feels like.

 

[fly]

LOL IRC

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I figured it was like health class where they make you carry around that egg and pretend it's a baby? Well, this is taking it a step further and showing the girls exactly what childbirth feels like.

Exactly, the smiley face is the baby's face!


I do hope it wasn't a ripe cantaloupe though.....

 

[zengirl]

Exactly, the smiley face is the baby's face!


I do hope it wasn't a ripe cantaloupe though.....

Ever have that not so fresh feeling?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ever have that not so fresh feeling?

Though you could carve a hole in it, and scoop out the flesh

 

[zengirl]

Though you could carve a hole in it, and scoop out the flesh

Okay now you're really grossing me out

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Okay now you're really grossing me out

I knew that would cross the line

 

[zengirl]

I knew that would cross the line

Well not really but I couldn't think of a retort

 

[APRIL]

Though you could carve a hole in it, and scoop out the flesh

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