The new Mon Mothma...

[smileynev]

...is pretty darn cute

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/monmothma/?id=eu

 

[simple]

not as cute as you

 

[smileynev]

not as cute as you

or you...

 

[Fat Burger]

Get a room, freaks.

 

[Sarcasmo]

For the sake of continuity they should have made her a long-haired blonde with huge tits.

 

[simple]

Get a room, freaks.

you're one to make fun of e-love

 

[Syrup Beaver]

She looks like a carpet afficianado

 

[smileynev]

She looks like a carpet afficianado

wookie love...

 

[Fat Burger]

you're one to make fun of e-love

When it's two 18 year old bikini models pretending to be middle-aged married men with neither of them realizing the other isn't who they say, yes I do.



Hahahahaha I've revealed your secret to each other!

 

[Sp`ange]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

 

[fly]

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

What in the sam hell does that mean?

 

[zengirl]

What in the sam hell does that mean?

I don't know but if anyone ate crackers in my bed, you'd better damn well believe I'd kick them out.

 

[simple]

What in the sam hell does that mean?

eating crackers in bed leaves crumbs

crumbs in your bed is fucking annoying

if a hot girl is eating crackers in bed she's so hot you won't kick her out

 

[fly]

I don't know but if anyone ate crackers in my bed, you'd better damn well believe I'd kick them out.

Yeah, nothing like waking up with crumbs sticking to your face.

And welcome back.

 

[zengirl]

eating crackers in bed leaves crumbs

crumbs in your bed is fucking annoying

if a hot girl is eating crackers in bed she's so hot you won't kick her out

I'd kick her out for eating crackers rather than taco if you know what I mean.

*drums bang*

/me gets boo'd off the stage

 

[fly]

I'd kick her out for eating crackers rather than taco if you know what I mean.

*drums bang*

/me gets boo'd off the stage

Do you still get drunk and get semi-naked on webcams?

 

[zengirl]

Do you still get drunk and get semi-naked on webcams?

Yes, now I charge admission and steal credit card numbers to buy furry porn

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah, nothing like waking up with crumbs sticking to your face.

And welcome back.

Some would argue that it's not as good as waking up with condoms stuck to your face

 

[zengirl]

Some would argue that it's not as good as waking up with condoms stuck to your face

But worse than realizing you confused the lube and superglue again?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

But worse than realizing you confused the lube and superglue again?

Only if it's with someone / something that being stuck to the next day could cause severe complications