Thanks. I got all squared with insurance and got my cashier's check. Getting it tomorrow. Fucking visibility through that windshield is awesome and the headspace is awesome too for someone(me) with a long torso. I get a crick in my neck from vehicles where my hair touches the roof..That's a nice van, Eddie. Super cool.
Every once in a while I'll think of getting just a plain, empty cargo van and doing the inside how I want. Mostly livable at least shorter term but things like bed, desktop, etc. that fold up against the walls to still be able to make big open cargo space when you need it.
Generator, propane, battery bank & rooftop solar all self contained, separate from the vehicles built in systems.
Couple tricks to make theft at least a little more difficult, etc.
And of course buttons and switches that say things like smoke screen, oil slick, and headlights that flip down to expose the machine guns.
All totally normal looking from the exterior.
Maybe paint a logo on there: Hips Logistics, Transportation & Mobile Vasectomy Service.
I started by looking at cargo vans but they all were filthy gross, loaded with the biggest engines and generally a bit more than I needed. This Transit should have been more but this guy is out in "west Butt-fuck Egypt". i.e. super rural even for the rural. I think it was worth the drive. toes crossed.
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