I got a new car. For the kids.
It's a '15 GTI. Originally, it came covered in purple triangles, which knocked about 3k off KBB, so I paid about $12k OTD for it (it's a fairly high-spec version). 4 door, 6 speed manual, 18" hotboi black painted wheels, and a Unitronic tune (something like 300HP, though I'm having it removed to get to a known-good OE configuration for them).
Dumped the triangles, keeping the hotboi wheels until the tires wear out, then it'll get shod in some 17x7.5s and less expensive, higher quality tires.
It's clearly been owned by a yobbo. The only thing I found in the car was an unopened condom, and a bunch of wire tiebacks, which gives me hope that said yobbo didn't hack up the wiring in the car too much, instead preferring to run wires around for his 12V accessories from the ciggy lighter.
I had finally gotten the nerve to go talk to the neighbor up the street about his Volvo wagon, but got nixed by the wife because a 2015 is SAFER, lol.