Ontopic The new car-seching thread

Where should I look for good (15x~7) wheels that won't look like I put good wheels on a stock yaris? It's too light to be on steelies.
 
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And speaking of those cars, I wrote a song called "fuck you yaris" because if I encountered one in traffic, without fail they'd be doing stupid shit and triggering my road rage. I'll never record this shit so I might as well post it.

fuck you yaris
2015ish, gee


this is a song about small cars
because fuck small cars

[verse 1]
it's saturday, I got shit to do
gotta buy some meat, some charcoal, some booze
some shit to fix the house from home depot
and some crap that the missus wants from costco

so I hop in my GTI and head out
this shouldn't take long but I'm starting to doubt that
'cause I'm stuck here, 10 cars up my ass
'cause you're too afraid to turn left

nobody's gonna hit you now, FUCK YOU YARIS
you got lots of time to go now, FUCK YOU YARIS
the gas pedal's on the right now, FUCK YOU YARIS
MOVE!

[chorus]
Fuck you yaris, fuck you aveo,
fuck you fiat 5-0-0
fuck you micra, fuck you rio,
get out of my way I got places to go

honda fit, move your shit,
ford fiesta fuckin' step on it
mazda 2, I got shit to do,
why the fuck am I stuck behind you

[verse 2]
so you needed a car, OH GOD WHAT DO I GET?!
so you asked your dad, "Well a Toyota's a safe bet!"
so you walk into the dealership, they show you around
but you're so overwhelmed, you start to feel down

"Well the Camry's really nice" BUT IT'S REALLY BIG!
"And people like the RAV4" OOH I LIKE THIS JEEPY THING
"And the Prius is our hybrid" IM DUMB WHATS THAT
"And the corolla..."

OH MY GOD WHAT'S THIS ONE OVER HERE?
"oh that's the Yaris, it's our econo.."
OH MY GOD IT'S SO CUTE! IT'S SO TINY!
SHE'S RED, I'LL NAME HER RUBY!

Well, it's easy to park, good on gas, that's right
won't chirp the tires, which might give you a fright
insurance is cheap in case you smash it up
and that's good 'cause I'm sure you will

[repeat chorus]

[verse 3]
So I got my shit done, no thanks to you
time to head home now and crack a brew
get the fuck out of this business park
and try to get my ass home before dark

Head to the highway, what the fuck do I see
you merging on the 103 doing 50
cars swerving around you with their horns on blast
'cause you're too afraid to drive fast.

keep right except to pass now, FUCK YOU YARIS
you don't need to stop for a green light, FUCK YOU YARIS
you need change for the bridge toll, FUCK YOU YARIS
FUUUCKKKK

[repeat chorus]

[outro]
just go on a rant about small cars and the stupid shit they do.
what's with all the nodding dogs and other stupid shit on your dashboard, get the fuck off your cellphone, etc
except dude driving the little auto parts car with the hat, you're cool, keep on flogging that little shitbox and setting the example
 
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Scrapyard for OEM ones

Or craigslist, to buy OEM ones from someone who thought it'd be a good idea to but custom rims on a fucking Yaris.
In my defense it's a three-door manual, basest of base. 90s shitboxes perfected. Nominally lighter than a miata.
 
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I've seen a few yaris before. I'm not so sure 15" wheels will fit on there, at least if you want rubber wrapped around them.
Seems like it would be a rich guy car someplace like Thailand where everyone else is on mopeds and rickshaws.