The moron of the year goes to...

Just so everyone knows, we don't live in Orem or ever intend to cause people like that live there.

Idiot.
 
Drool-Boy said:
Did you hear about the guy thats sueing apple because he played his ipod so loud and for so long that now hes losing his hearing?

This will be the first of many.

I predict a class action suit within 2 years.
 
Desslock said:
Man calls police, reports someone stole marijuana
http://deseretnews.com/dn/view/0,1249,635180743,00.html

He went down to the police station to identify the marijuana.:tard: :fly:


Nice closing line. "But thank goodness that he did!"

Yeah, we wouldn't want anyone out there sitting around watching t.v. while smoking harmless plants. Holy fucking end of civilization as we know it Batman!
 
Sarcasmo said:
Nice closing line. "But thank goodness that he did!"

Yeah, we wouldn't want anyone out there sitting around watching t.v. while smoking harmless plants. Holy fucking end of civilization as we know it Batman!

You'd have to understand the sub-culture of the people living here.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Yeah, we wouldn't want anyone out there sitting around watching t.v. while smoking harmless plants. Holy f*cking end of civilization as we know it Batman!

Without them the snack food industry would collapse and hundreds of thousands of people would be jobless. Just imagine what that would do to the economy, and to future generations who will never know what it's like to dunk an Oreo in milk. That could very well cause the end of civilization as we know it. *shakeshead*
 
Pandora said:
Without them the snack food industry would collapse and hundreds of thousands of people would be jobless. Just imagine what that would do to the economy, and to future generations who will never know what it's like to dunk an Oreo in milk. That could very well cause the end of civilization as we know it. *shakeshead*

Now I want Oreos :drool:
 
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ChikkenNoodul said:
Make sure you sue the maker of the vehicle that hit you because it wasn't "pedestrian friendly"

funny you say that...car companies are making a concerted effort to produce grills that are less likely to cause injury to those who get hit