WTF The mildly embarassing fun fact thread

[tre]

Oh, I shit myself the other day. That's probably embarrassing to most people.

 

[fly]

On purpose?

It was a hot bubble that went wrong

 

[eileenbunny]

Last night I woke up because I started vomiting and then I peed my pants.

 

[fly]

You woke up vomiting? wtf

 

[tre]

You woke up vomiting? wtf

i did that on a bender once

 

[Duke]

You woke up vomiting? wtf

You know. Pregnancy.

 

[eileenbunny]

You woke up vomiting? wtf

That is EXACTLY what what I thought! WTF is happening here? Why? Oh god...must get to bathroom.

When I got to the bathroom it took me a while to figure out what to do. I was incoherently and shocked.

 

[fly]

That is EXACTLY what what I thought! WTF is happening here? Why? Oh god...must get to bathroom.

When I got to the bathroom it took me a while to figure out what to do. I was incoherently and shocked.

I find this misery very amusing.

 

[eileenbunny]

I find this misery very amusing.

Me too. It was a terrible night. I'm still nauseous, but a little amused.

 

[helenabear]

Ah the joys of pregnancy

but I can't help but laugh a little too

 

[eileenbunny]

Sigh, more puking and peeing. I must have a virus.

 

[fly]

Sigh, more puking and peeing. I must have a virus.

Yes, and its growing.

 

[CletusJones]

It was a hot bubble that went wrong

In public?

 

[fly]

In public?

Nah, I shit on myself in the comfort of my own home.

 

[thintoast]

Nah, I shit on myself in the comfort of my own home.

I did it at work one time.

Needless to say my boxers were history and I went home "sick".

 

[CletusJones]

I did it at work one time.

Needless to say my boxers were history and I went home "sick".

Worst I ever had was having a zipper fail.

Fortunately I always keeps a change of clothes in my desk drawer.

 

[NaOH]

having a whispered conversation with my WO about Tiger Woods, not realising I was stood back to back with Tiger Woods.. I did proclaim (not very quietly) that i didn't know any golfers, let alone any golfers with silly animal names..

At which point he turned around and introduced himself to us..
So while embarrassing for my WO, she forgave me because she then got a pic with him!

Golf.. I still don't understand the fascination

 

[eileenbunny]

having a whispered conversation with my WO about Tiger Woods, not realising I was stood back to back with Tiger Woods.. I did proclaim (not very quietly) that i didn't know any golfers, let alone any golfers with silly animal names..

At which point he turned around and introduced himself to us..
So while embarrassing for my WO, she forgave me because she then got a pic with him!

Golf.. I still don't understand the fascination

I love to play it because it is like going out for a walk with an added goal, like geocaching or playing Ingress. I rarely get into watching it though.

 

[Puff Dabby]

The first time I tried a dab I peed my pants.

 

[CletusJones]

The first time I tried a dab I peed my pants.

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