The Kitty Crying Game

having a pet is like having your own walmart greeter. complete with pooping issues and a propensity to get lost when they stray too far.
 
I bought a dog to justify urban exploration. It's awkward when cops find you nosing around hydroelectric power plants by yourself, but if you have a dog it's like "Hi, we're just out walking. Oh, what's this? A hydro plant? Where did that come from?"
 
Pets also help when you're neck deep in the profound sadness that comes from not being able to see your kids. I could've bought some guns and lashed out at targets at the shooting range, I guess, but that might have eventually progressed into something more evening news worthy.
 
Sarcasmo said:
Pets also help when you're neck deep in the profound sadness that comes from not being able to see your kids. I could've bought some guns and lashed out at targets at the shooting range, I guess, but that might have eventually progressed into something more evening news worthy.
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itburnswhenipee said:
I always laugh at watching a dog try to eat peanutbutter but sometimes think it might be kinda mean. They go nuts trying to lick it off the roof of their mouth.

/deliberate misinterpretation
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Try sticking a small piece of tape to the bottom of all 4 of a cats feet then drop the cat on the floor.
You will laugh for hours.
 
JPatrick said:
Try sticking a small piece of tape to the bottom of all 4 of a cats feet then drop the cat on the floor.
You will laugh for hours.
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Our cat likes getting it's head trapped in paper/plastic bags. She only gets them off my repeatedly running into the door or wall, it's funny as hell.

We sometimes put her in a platic bag and attach it to a door handle, so her head is hanging out but no matter how hard she tries she can't get out.

Cruel but fun.
 
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