The internet is down

I got disconnected for the first time I've had FiOS this morning.
I woke up and AIM was disconnected.

That was weird.
 
I love it when people here have connection problems and come in saying "The Internet is Down". We usually screw around with them and go "Holy Shit! The whole Thing is Down?! It's the end of the world! Let's go looting the bars around the corner!" After a few minutes the annoying person realizes it's time for them to leave our office. I sure do love mocking the users to their faces.
 
I could fairly easily "kill the internet" in our building. Our proxy is run on one of those thin Dell servers, I could probably give it an angry look and crash it.