listen, sometimes I just need a place to hide for a few minutes from my crotch goblin, so I start out taking An Shit in the usual fashion but stay longer than necessary to enjoy the brief respite, and sometimes when I'm doing that, I lean back a little. just a little. just to see how it feels.Can we address the elephant in the room here please? Who the fuck leans back to shit???
I’ve been seeing a commercial for a back strap thing (I think) that corrects poor posture (I think) and by all accounts, it actually works (I think).
Or maybe not, but it sure puts them titties in a lovely spot.
You get a free slap chop with every order.
i had one before (medical, not infomercial)I’ve been seeing a commercial for a back strap thing (I think) that corrects poor posture (I think) and by all accounts, it actually works (I think).
Or maybe not, but it sure puts them titties in a lovely spot.
is said crotch goblin mobile now?listen, sometimes I just need a place to hide for a few minutes from my crotch goblin, so I start out taking An Shit in the usual fashion but stay longer than necessary to enjoy the brief respite, and sometimes when I'm doing that, I lean back a little. just a little. just to see how it feels.
she crawls really well, like super fast and creepy just scuttling along. she can't quite walk unassisted yet, but she has figured out how to climb stairs & is good at planning paths that allow her to keep holding onto the wall or chairs or whatever for support.is said crotch goblin mobile now?
no this is like, actual singing. there's a melody and it's a normal volume (though sometimes there is a crescendo) & she holds some notes/syllablesThe kid screaming/singing is cute at first, but man the 2000% volume "singing" gets old fast.
A dingus ate your baby.It's almost like you can train a kid like a dog...