Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
HAY!
Too much sass. B7 4 u.
HAY!
Figuratively speaking.yuck
who keeps hair down there?
Eat a snack before going over, have a few bites because you had a "late lunch". Go easy on dessert too though.Friends of ours are moving Friday. We're helping them. We're invited for dinner tonight. The wife has "pork chops and not much else".
She's not a good cook either
We're brining roasted carrots and dessert.
At least you get to lose a few pounds from hungerFriends of ours are moving Friday. We're helping them. We're invited for dinner tonight. The wife has "pork chops and not much else".
She's not a good cook either
We're brining roasted carrots and dessert.
Figuratively speaking.
Last time it was more of a whisker biscuit. It was an impromptu call and she didn't shave smooth.
Cleans up for me. I don't know about anyone else...Oh, only cleans up for company?
SKANKYYYYY!
At least you get to lose a few pounds from hunger
Cleans up for me. I don't know about anyone else...
Hmm... come to think of it, when I asked her if there was anything down there that I should know about before diving in, she did day she was 99.9% bacteria free...that's the scent of lysol and febreeze.
Hmm... come to think of it, when I asked her if there was anything down there that I should know about before diving in, she did day she was 99.9% bacteria free...
I forgot to tell your great grandma thanks for the fun night that night. If she doesn't remember me, just tell her 120 is the new 95. She'll know.Funny you mention, Lysol was once marketed as a female intimate cleanser back in the teens or 20s.
I forgot to tell your great grandma thanks for the fun night that night. If she doesn't remember me, just tell her 120 is the new 95. She'll know.
I'm into necrophiliaMy last great grandma has been dead something like 35 years.
So what's the good word people?
I've got my FWB coming over tonight and we're gonna go grab a bite at my favorite Mexican restaurant, then go back to my place for dessert.
thats my boy!I have my raw chicken and laxatives for that. Duhhhhhhhhhh