Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
We played at Renditions on Maryland the other day.
We started of with practice, everything went well. We were all hitting quite well. One of the guys on our group had the head of his driver fly off about 75 yards.
So we start playing, 10:30 tee time, and had the next group 20 minutes behind us. After a few holes they're up our ass and playing into us, the group in front of us, a foursome is playing slow. Then it starts raining which compounds the problem of the whole course being wet and kinda sloshy.
Field marshall tells us to speed up, we kindly tell him the group in front of us is slow, and the cocksuckers behind us are hitting into us. He tell cocksuckers to eat a dick.
Everything was kinda shitty, F33nX made an amazing shot off the muddy bank of pond onto the green, and then we got to an island green. I proceeded to nail 3 balls into the water in anger with some of my best shots of the day At that point we didn't give a fuck anymore. We used "hand wedges", and other such things to have some fun.
Oh, and the greens had been "micro aerated". Which really meant they were covered in dimples and sand
We started of with practice, everything went well. We were all hitting quite well. One of the guys on our group had the head of his driver fly off about 75 yards.
So we start playing, 10:30 tee time, and had the next group 20 minutes behind us. After a few holes they're up our ass and playing into us, the group in front of us, a foursome is playing slow. Then it starts raining which compounds the problem of the whole course being wet and kinda sloshy.
Field marshall tells us to speed up, we kindly tell him the group in front of us is slow, and the cocksuckers behind us are hitting into us. He tell cocksuckers to eat a dick.
Everything was kinda shitty, F33nX made an amazing shot off the muddy bank of pond onto the green, and then we got to an island green. I proceeded to nail 3 balls into the water in anger with some of my best shots of the day At that point we didn't give a fuck anymore. We used "hand wedges", and other such things to have some fun.
Oh, and the greens had been "micro aerated". Which really meant they were covered in dimples and sand