So I was eating at this pizza place today and right out the window is this big pond/fountain. On the otherside of that is a very busy road. So these two kids were down in the pond area making out, out of the view of the road... but in plain site of the entire pizza place. They're laying on an embankment so the pizza place pretty much has a full clear view of everything that's happening.
We sat down to eat and my buddy see's this table of guys laughing and pointing so he looks over and tells me to look... and there it was, looks like some chick is laying on some dude making out and thinking they have privacy or something... we just assume it's a chick on top becuase the person on top is about a foot shorter than the person on bottom.
So pretty soon we look over again and the person on top is full on dry humping the person on bottom, again we assume it's a horny little chick on top. Then I turn around to take a look at the restaurant, as my back is to the entire place at this point, and notice about 15 random people of all ages, young to old, male and female, all watching the show going on outside.... an old man in the crowd was getting agitated and was storming around threatening to go yell at them at this point. I tried to ready my camera/video phone, but alas, it's to new and I havn't figured those functions out yet. I fail at life.
Pretty soon the tiny person on top rolls off and they're both laying on the grass, and that's when the entire place realizes they're both probably 12. (Turns out it's spring break here, who knew?)... the person on top is actually a dude, and after we all had flashbacks to 7th grade when all the chicks have already hit puberty and are amazons... pretty much the entire place starts laughing. It only gets funnier when both of the kids look up and notice probably 20 people at this point watching and laughing, at which point, they both stood up and took off rather quickly.
i'm currently reading my moto manual so next time i have something youtube worthy.