The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Soda is crack and I'm addicted. I'm thinking about new years I try to give up nondiet soda and get my wife to give up smoking.

I'm giving up beer. :(

Over the years I've given up sugar and switched to 2% milk in my coffee. Now I only have one serving of diet soda per day, with lunch.

edit: Wife? I thought you got divorced. Or am I confusing you with someone else.
 
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I'm giving up beer. :(

Over the years I've given up sugar and switched to 2% milk in my coffee. Now I only have one serving of diet soda per day, with lunch.

edit: Wife? I thought you got divorced. Or am I confusing you with someone else.

We split and got back together a little back. When you have a kid you're obligated to try everything possible before giving up.
 
I'm giving up beer. :(



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I.......I'm.......I gotta go hug my beer....

I feel so cold...so, so cold....
 
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