The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Mrs. Valve

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think you can introduce me to a few?

i mean, i'm sorry sweetie, i'm sure you'll find the right guy sometime.

i don't really need the sympathy, i mean the thing i'm most distracted about right now is the other guy who is still convinced he can change my mind. that's just messed up. yeah, i'm kinda sad that this perfect guy is being a mental tease but i'll get over it.

as for the dumb girls, just come to the next home game here, sit where I did yesterday, and the stands right in front of us are filled with sigma alpha tau girls
 

Duke

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hurr hurr. i've been around enough of them to know i want to beat their skulls in with the nearest blunt object.

Would you be so kind as to point out where it is that you have been around them?

I've been trying to track down a herd of dumb girls, and this will be very helpful.:fly:
 

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their candidate won the homecoming queen contest. they were shrieking so loudly that i almost went deaf. they were crying and hugging each other. i was like, this is what you guys live for? so sad.

sounds like an ideal trophy wife to me...

seriously, not everyone can be a cute intelligent funny chick, so who cares if some dumb bimbos are running around winning home coming queen contests? you're just upset becuase the guy you like likes them instead of you. stop missplacing your anger, it's bad for your mental health. take a few deep breaths, step back from the situation, and you'll feel better.
 
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