The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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polo

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i was nocturnal too before kids. now i have to force myself to bed. i try to keep a luring book at my stand, but here i am.

those are college hours. nothin' wrong with that! :fly: mini thins ftw!!!

its my first day back and ive been doing it for years and yet my mind is still racing overtime

that and i have GIRLS on my mind eeee

it's like im 14 all over again only without the acne
 

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you really wanna visit northern ireland?

hot single cousins maybe? or... you know... anything will work at this point. don't they have prostitues in nevada?


i have wanted to go to ireland since i stopped counting my freckles, which was when i was about 8 or so. i couldn't count past a quillion or whateverthehellpolouses.

hold on lemme call kiwi right quick. she'll be at the state line in a jif!
 
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actually class was okay this morning, not really a gentle push in but a hit-the-ground-running start that i needed

edit: oh look, "the competition".............
 

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and for a twofer i cannot for the life of me remember the last time i was up this early..

may i think
 

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THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut


BALTIMORE – A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation — causing him to go without defecating for 17 days — took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.

Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly botching a 2004 surgery that left Watkins with permanent bowel problems.

“The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut,” said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda.

Lodowski told jurors in U.S. District Court that Watkins now experiences “rectal discharge” and needs to wipe himself between 12 and 15 times a day.

He’s also had to have four “unnecessary surgeries” because of Casiano’s actions, Lodowski said.

The doctor’s attorney, Conrad Varner, said Watkins’ bowels merely became “swollen shut” because of medical problems — not because of stapling.

This part of the story is confusing tho:
Varner said Watkins’ habitual smoking — two packs a day — contributed to his bowel problems.

Was he smoking them with his asshole?

http://www.baltimoreexaminer.com/local/crime/Man_sues_Md_doctor_says_butt_stapled_shut_.html
 

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My son disinterestedly whacking out a knight at the local medieval festival last weekend. I asked to whack a wench but they wouldn't let me.
 
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