The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Thorn Bird

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hahah, im sure it's a fantastic house. jesus you should see the state of mine.. i cleaned the coffee machine today for the first time in a month or more...

aye i have my doubts about this guy too... he claims he's straight but...

that's it. you're officially uninvited.


just a month?!?!?
 

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yeah

it's not healthy i was just really lazy and didnt need to use it

i get free coffee from the coffee shop up the road becuase i rowed for them at a charity gig

now i can go in and say "the usual" and what's better than that?

starbucks with lots of caramel and whipped cream.

how'd that charity gig go anyways?
 

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starbucks with lots of caramel and whipped cream.

how'd that charity gig go anyways?

haha

i was the only person on the team who could row - if that tells you anything aobut how it went in a boat full of people..
 

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haha

i was the only person on the team who could row - if that tells you anything aobut how it went in a boat full of people..

my idea of rowing is floating down a river with the oars in the canoe, my feet propped up on the cooler, and a beer in my hand... if that tells you anything.
 

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i just can't live up to your standards. but i will help you on those free coffees when i come visit YOU!

seriously you guys can come stay if you want but i warn you, im quite noctournal

which is why im up NOW at 4.25am and i have class at 8.30 in the hospital

COCK AND BALLS
 

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i just can't live up to your standards. but i will help you on those free coffees when i come visit YOU!

you really wanna visit northern ireland?

well my sister just got married but one of my brothers is still available!! :hi2u:

hot single cousins maybe? or... you know... anything will work at this point. don't they have prostitues in nevada?
 

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seriously you guys can come stay if you want but i warn you, im quite noctournal

which is why im up NOW at 4.25am and i have class at 8.30 in the hospital

COCK AND BALLS

i was nocturnal too before kids. now i have to force myself to bed. i try to keep a luring book at my stand, but here i am.

those are college hours. nothin' wrong with that! :fly: mini thins ftw!!!
 

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it might be my million dollar idea -- to help average joes with celebrity addictions. i'm sure i can come up with some 12-step thing. course, i don't WANNA be fixed.

You need to be fixed. for serious. you can get your when I get mine.

i just can't live up to your standards. but i will help you on those free coffees when i come visit YOU!

hahhaa.. yeah, right..
 
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