The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[Syrup Beaver]

Wanna soda? Yeah lets get you a soda.

If by soda you mean scotch,

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I should have a cigar, since I won't be seeing the Mrs. 'til Sunday, too late now.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

She won't smooch me after one

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Not that I can blame her, my mouth tastes like a donkey's taint for a couple days afterwards.

 

[Dharma1521]

Not that I can blame her, my mouth tastes like a donkey's taint for a couple days afterwards.

You would know.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I guess if I strap my leaf blower to my bicycle, it won't be a bike anymore and I'll be ok.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You would know.

It's a niche career, but for the couple hours a week, pretty lucrative.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I never realized Yuengling had so many different beers, thought it was just two.

 

[Wessels]

wtf why is this thread so big?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If a hippie succumbs to temptation, and eats a donut, and said donut was cooked in pure pork fat, do they automatically get beaten with guitars by their hippie friends?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

wtf why is this thread so big?

To fill the void that was created when someone went vegan.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

These Axe commercials are revolting, that crap stinks like cheap Caldor cologne.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Bill Mahr is still on TV?

I think pounding nails into my feet is more entertaining.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Gargling ammonia is also more thrilling.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Wrapping oneself with coathangers and stuffing one end in the light socket may be more fulfilling as well.

 

[kiwi]

Posting on Page 1000.

Yes, I have my posts per page set to the default 10 or whatever it is and no I don't care what your posts per page are set at.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

At least this room is cleaner than the sticky floored hellhole that we had in TN.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Apparantly, PA is not the culinary disaster that TN is as well.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thank the maker, I couldn't afford any more rancid meat in my diet.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

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