storm proof to me means knowing where to hide my truck from giant hail.
I agree, Thorn is so smart.
they're not real unless they come from a roadside stand that says "boiled p-nuts"
So you _don't_ recommend trying them then?And the seller have at least 2 rotting or missing teeth. It's a plus too if there is no grass around the roadside stand so that you have to wade through the red clay dust in order to get to the boiled nasties. Those things are gross! Who wants nuts floating in water? *shiver*