The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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ERage

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My neighbors called the cops on me too. Erage & co. were setting off fireworks in the street & we had a bonfire for smores. The cop was a real douche about it. He demanded to see what was in the bag and acted as if we were total hoodlums about to sell drugs to small children. So bogus. I refuse to sell drugs to anyone under age 9.

Those mortars we had were the shit.
 

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I have to finish work, pack, sail and make arrangements for a ride to the airport and a pickup from the airport before 10am tomorrow. i've already been up for 26 hours. i may not get to sleep before i leave.
 

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on the left is one of my best friends...works here at Turner and tours with a band around the country as their drummer every other weekend...he got to play with John Popper from Blues Traveler last night(center)...pretty cool

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JAXvillain

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motherfucker...I'm supposed to be out of here at 2 and someone just rescheduled a meeting that was supposed to be in 10 minutes for 2 :mad: I have no option on missing it either
 

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motherfucker...I'm supposed to be out of here at 2 and someone just rescheduled a meeting that was supposed to be in 10 minutes for 2 :mad: I have no option on missing it either

Do you have big plans for the weekend? Did the test results work or do you have to pass a fitness test too?
 

itburnswhenipee

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I come from a long line of packrats on both sides.


Although the anti-packrats used to piss me off when I worked retail.

"So, you bought this VCR yesterday, threw out ALL of the packaging including the remote already, and want to return it?"

I think that's less a case of someone being an anti-packrat and more a case of someone who just ripped off a VCR.
 

itburnswhenipee

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http://www.cracked.com/article_15660_ultimate-war-simulation-game.html

Sample:
I want a war sim ...

1. ... where I spend two hours pushing across a map to destroy a "nuclear missile silo," only to find out after the fact that it was just a missile-themed orphanage.

2. On the very next level I want to lose half of my units because another "orphanage" turned out to be an enemy ambush site. I want another round of hearings asking why I didn't level that orphanage as soon as I saw it, including tearful testimony from a slain soldier's daughter who is now, ironically, an orphan.

3. Every war sim has a "Fog of War" that obscures the map in darkness until units scout the landscape. Well, I want a hazy, brown "Fog of Bullshit" layer below that. I want it to make a village of farmers look like a secret armed militia, I want it to show me a massive enemy fortress where there is actually an aspirin factory. I want to never know for sure which it was, even after the game is over.

and so on...
 
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