The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Blondie

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I love some of the bash.org quotes. Like this one.

"Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh sh*t!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing..."

My neighbors called the cops on me too. Erage & co. were setting off fireworks in the street & we had a bonfire for smores. The cop was a real douche about it. He demanded to see what was in the bag and acted as if we were total hoodlums about to sell drugs to small children. So bogus. I refuse to sell drugs to anyone under age 9.
 

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man what if Im walking around the office and my pants down around my ankles?
can I be fired for accidental ding-dong exposure?
What about excessive crack exposure?

This is really bothering you.


What is bothering me is why you don't wear pants that fit. Its only logical.
 
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