The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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JAXvillain

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little-girl-camel-toe.jpg
 

APRIL

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Show me camel toe in Target fliers.

What I always considered nws are images that would embarass an employee if their boss saw over their shoulder. I would be embarassed if my boss saw me looking at that.

Luckily I surf on the iPhone now and look at straight porn when I want.
 

Josh

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Celeron and Sempron processors should be banned. Unless you got a linux box running some linux router variant, these cheapie processors are useless. Case in point, try installing 104 Windows Updates and having to wait about all day for the updates to install (and I'm not talking about the time it takes downloading these updates).
/rant
 

JAXvillain

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Celeron and Sempron processors should be banned. Unless you got a linux box running some linux router variant, these cheapie processors are useless. Case in point, try installing 104 Windows Updates and having to wait about all day for the updates to install (and I'm not talking about the time it takes downloading these updates).
/rant

um, that's probably a ram and hd speed issue brah :p
 

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Our company is sub-contracted to another company who got the core contract, these people are supposed to be in charge of paying the local labor, we submit our local's timesheets to them, they pay them, simple as that.

Anyway, apparently the other company wasn't paying the taxes that they deduct from the people's wages to the government and some locals got word of this - which was bad news for us.

I was chilling this morning in my office, generally being unproductive and dicking about on the interbutts and a mob of these local workers storm in and demand to know where their tax money was going. Of course, I had no idea what the hell they were talking about so I got security to escort them off site.

About an 2 hours ago these dudes, came back. With reinforcements. Pitchfork-wielding, hungry-looking angry people who insisted that our company was stealing their monies. We called security, but there were too many of them and only a handful of security guards so all the guards did was stand and look in dismay as these fuckers came in with bush-knives and pitchforks (I'm not exaggerating) and started running a mock in our site establishment.

It took a whole hour to convince these knobheads that we didn't have anything to do with their wages and that they should go see the HR from the other company. Eventually they left, heading in the direction of the other company's site offices.

They get there and grab some poor HR geek out of his office and begin beating on him in numbers. We sent people to call the police, but guess what? The cops where in on the action getting a fist or two into the poor guy themselves.

About 20 minutes ago the shit all blew over and they let the kid go. He's got a huge cut above his eye and his face is all swollen, looks like crap. At the end of the day the core contracting company contacted the government to find out where the money went. It turns out that the dude that was handling that just went AWOL and took the money with him, hasn't been back since.

So these people just fucked some dude's face up properly and they didn't even have a clue what for. Africa FTW.
 

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Our company is sub-contracted to another company who got the core contract, these people are supposed to be in charge of paying the local labor, we submit our local's timesheets to them, they pay them, simple as that.

Anyway, apparently the other company wasn't paying the taxes that they deduct from the people's wages to the government and some locals got word of this - which was bad news for us.

I was chilling this morning in my office, generally being unproductive and dicking about on the interbutts and a mob of these local workers storm in and demand to know where their tax money was going. Of course, I had no idea what the hell they were talking about so I got security to escort them off site.

About an 2 hours ago these dudes, came back. With reinforcements. Pitchfork-wielding, hungry-looking angry people who insisted that our company was stealing their monies. We called security, but there were too many of them and only a handful of security guards so all the guards did was stand and look in dismay as these fuckers came in with bush-knives and pitchforks (I'm not exaggerating) and started running a mock in our site establishment.

It took a whole hour to convince these knobheads that we didn't have anything to do with their wages and that they should go see the HR from the other company. Eventually they left, heading in the direction of the other company's site offices.

They get there and grab some poor HR geek out of his office and begin beating on him in numbers. We sent people to call the police, but guess what? The cops where in on the action getting a fist or two into the poor guy themselves.

About 20 minutes ago the shit all blew over and they let the kid go. He's got a huge cut above his eye and his face is all swollen, looks like crap. At the end of the day the core contracting company contacted the government to find out where the money went. It turns out that the dude that was handling that just went AWOL and took the money with him, hasn't been back since.

So these people just fucked some dude's face up properly and they didn't even have a clue what for. Africa FTW.


damn... time to take someones payroll and go awol dude. come to america.
 
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