The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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ERage

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JAXvillain

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Spange and I are on the dethklok guest list :cool:

Here's the concert waiver I got from their attorney. Funny shit.

DETHKLOK CONCERT
"PAIN WAIVER"


Standard Issue

As revised by Charles Foster Ofdensen


I, _________________________, do hereby waive all "life rights" including but not exclusive to the rights to breathe, see, move, et cetera upon the signing of this document.

Furthermore, I waive all rights of Legal Defense or Prosecution should I be burned, lacerated, eaten alive, poisoned, de-boned, crushed, or hammer-smashed.

I understand that there is in no way any financial compensation should I be completely killed, though I will be thanked for dying should this be a filmed event going straight to the DVD marketplace, but NOT if this is a filmed IMAX event (as credit space is limited).

Finally, I understand that should anything happen to me during this concert that causes mental or physical alarm to any of the members of DETHKLOK I will be held accountable legally and financially whether or not I am living or dead.

Finally, thank you for coming to see DETHKLOK live. We understand you have many METAL concert choices out there and they will all be crushed by DETHKLOK.

_________________________
Printed Name

_________________________
Signature

_________________________
Date

_________________________
Social Security #

_________________________
Bank Account, Credit card and PIN Number
 

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for the full spectrum test yes they are. most of the tests are just run with a urine sample.

nope, just had to piss and give blood for everything...got groped by a japanese dude too:\

then I had a fight with the girl I did this shit for because she thought she was better than me and didn't need to get one since she did her last one in feb :mad: raaaaaawwwrrrrr pissed me the fuck off


on an unrelated note, chickfila breffust chicken platter is amazing :drool:
 
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